December 2009
110 posts
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
I am Jack's wasted life.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
“A few things I’ve learned in my travel through this crazy little thing...”
– Hank Moody
Hahaha, I love you californiacation.
Becca: Father?
Hank Moody: Daughter?
Becca: Why is there a naked lady in your room?
Hank Moody: Uh... You. Stay.
Becca: There's no hair on her vagina. Do you think she's okay?
Hank Moody: I'll check.
I have a headache. /sigh
I am getting sad. hrm.
Live on the outside I’ll help you through your pain If you help me through mine Never have i met someone as insensitive as you I want to escape what you’ve done to my life I love the way that you’re always on my mind It’s ok you’re not a bad one you’re sane I can’t help this pain that i feel Relapse and Soda My head is not all that you want it to...
I just woke up
from the best nap. Also mum isn’t home fuck yeah. I have to go costume shopping for Chloe’s 18th. I have no idea what I’m wearing. fml. I am still really tired hrm. I slept with Reece last night and it was sooooo hot it took me ages to get to sleep, THEN when I get to sleep at about 3 Chloe and Adam come in a wake us up at like 8.30. Aww man, so sleepy.
oh
and paint my nails. (:
/sigh
My skin is really gross today, which makes me mad because I just started using this clean and clear stuff. I guess it doesn’t like my skin. I am that bored tonight so I’m going to do girly things like have a relaxing bath, face masks, pluck my eyebrows yknow the usual.
Oh Hai.
Just woke up from a big nap :) I am bored now.
Epic win.
Mum: Well fuck Jaymie, why do you have to fuck everything up? It would of been a better christmas without you!
*Jaymie Starts crying*
Nan: OH SHUT UP AND GET TO FUCKING BED
*Mum walks upstairs with her head down...silent*
Haha. I love you nanny goat : )
I am lame.
Never win first place, I don’t support the team I can’t take direction and my socks are never clean Teachers dated me, my parents hated me I was always in a fight ‘cuz I can’t do nothin’ right Everyday I fight a war against the mirror I can’t take the person starin’ back at me I’m a hazard to myself Don’t let me get me I’m my own...
“I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok. And I am never fucking...”
– Denis Leary
“There’s a guy- I don’t know if you’ve heard about this guy,...”
– Denis leary.
Clerks 2, I love you.
Randal Graves: What? What is the big deal? Since when did it become a crime to say porch monkey?
Becky: Oh, I don't know, since forever?
Randal Graves: Why?
Dante Hicks: Because porch monkey's a racial slur against black people!
Randal Graves: No it's not! Nigger is.
Dante Hicks: Randal!
Randal Graves: What?
Elias: [to Randal] Excuse me, but did you just call Mr. Dante a nigger?
Becky: Shut up, Elias!
Randal Graves: No I did not just call Mr. Dante a nigger, I simply said that nigger is a racial slur towards black people.
Dante Hicks: So is porch monkey!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog, *those* are racial slurs towards black people! Porch Monkey is not!
Randal Graves: Since when did porch monkey suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago!
Randal Graves: Oh, bullshit! My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors!
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Plus, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids with the utmost respect, or they'd put the sheni curse on me.
Dante Hicks: What the fuck, man?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheni's a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: She never called any Jews 'sheni', she just used to say sheni curse a lot. It was cute!
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an old timer, that's the way people talked back then! Didn't mean they were racist... Although my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife... You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: You think?
Randal Graves: Well,I still don't think porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I mean, I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people! I think if we really tried, we could re-claim it, and save it.
Dante Hicks: It can't be saved, Randal! The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race! And even if it could be saved, you can't save it because you're not black!
Randal Graves: Well listen to you! Telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin! You're the racist! I'm taking it back, you watch!
[customers enter]
Randal Graves: Hey, what can I get for you, you little porch monkey?
[beat]
Randal Graves: Its cool, I'm taking it back.
Mmm. Chips and coke=my life.
Doubt even doubt me.
Hahahahaha.
+Princess Sophia. says:
*Oh okay
*He’s different
Cowan Sweating like Anne Frank eating a bag of doritos. says:
*DIFFERENT?
*wanking with my left hand
*is different
*that guy
*is fucking scary
This isn't a game of "who the fuck are you?"
Lean on me.
Sometimes in our lives we all have pain We all have sorrow But if we are wise We know that there’s always tomorrow
Lean on me, when you’re not strong And I’ll be your friend I’ll help you carry on For it won’t be long ‘Til I’m gonna need Somebody to lean on
Please swallow your pride If I have things you need to borrow For no one can fill those...
@lucygrey/sophie.
beautifulsorrow:
you are probably one of the most adorable human beings i have ever seen.
Agreed (:
Rocking the suburbs.
Let me tell y’all what it’s like Being male, middle-class and white It’s a bitch, if you don’t believe Listen up to my new CD I got shit runnin’ throught my brain It’s so intense that I can’t explain All alone in my white-boy pain Shake your booty while the band complains I’m rockin’ the suburbs Just like Michael Jackson did I’m...
oh my.
“Are you going to reply to my messages or just ignore me” *Jaymie goes offline*
never had so much fun.
I smoked a pack of cigarettes before midday I coughed up a lung around one I can’t see a thing through my eyes that sting I can’t remember having so much fun I’ve never had so much fun Can’t drink the water in Sydney Can’t eat the food in Japan Can’t breath the air in Los Angeles but a million people think they can These wankers filled up with hatred ...
Sorry
For all the lyrics posts, I am listening to some awesome music. :)
Love cats.
Ah We move like cagey tigers We couldn’t get closer than this The way we walk The way we talk The way we stalk The way we kiss We slip through the streets While everyone sleeps Getting bigger and sleeker And wider and brighter We bite and scratch and scream all night Let’s go and throw All the songs we know… Into the sea You and me All these years and no one...
Self esteem.
La la la la la la la la la la I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say When she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Now I know I’m being used But that’s okay man cause I like the abuse I know she’s playing with me But that’s okay cause I’ve got no self esteem chorus: Oh wayo, yeah, yeah ...
Hope you don’t think I’m rude Fuck You Hope you don’t think I’m precious Fuck You Hope you see I’m well adjusted: I can’t stand the sight of you Don’t wanna be startin somethin Don’t want to antagonise, All I said was something simple: I can’t stand the sight of you, I can’t stand the sight of you. Don’t believe,...
I am such a good daughter.
Making my dad a CD with all of his favourites songs, he is going to cry. Trip down memory lane anyone?